1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,845 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 5 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:37,079 This is a story about an old lady who lived in a shoe. 6 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,792 Hey, you kids, get off that roof. 7 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:45,003 She had so many children, she didn't know what to do. 8 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,797 Wee! 9 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,966 You need another shoe, old lady. 10 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:52,636 Are you kidding? Where will I get one that big? 11 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,346 I know who can. 12 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,390 Who? For heaven's sake! who? 13 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,433 Why, Touché Turtle. 14 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:03,272 ♪ When there is trouble who comes on the double ♪ 15 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,983 ♪ To save you in the jolly nick of time? ♪ 16 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,485 ♪ Duh it's not the masked avenger ♪ 17 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,571 ♪ Or the lonesome stranger ♪ 18 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:14,283 ♪ It's Touché Turtle every time ♪♪ 19 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,787 Hello? Touché Turtle. 20 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,706 Merely the world's greatest hero speaking. 21 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,543 You need a giant-sized shoe? 22 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,837 I'll get it for you gladly, madam. Bye now. 23 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:31,258 Duh, giant shoe? B-but-but where, Touché? 24 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,010 [Touché] Very simple, Dum Dum. 25 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,178 Hello, Jack? 26 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,430 Touché. 27 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:39,474 May I borrow your beanstalk for a while? 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,310 - Thanks. - It figures. 29 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,816 - Do you see a giant, Dum? - Duh, no, no, Touché. 30 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,153 He probably saw us coming. 31 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,364 [Touché] He must be in his king-sized castle over there. 32 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,700 Touché away! 33 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:03,874 Wow! 34 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,459 This must be the giant 35 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:08,086 because he sure ain't Sleeping Beauty. 36 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,675 Is everything okay, Touché? 37 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,595 - Shh! The giant's sleeping. - Good. 38 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,347 Let's take the shoe and scram. 39 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,599 - Right, Touché. - Lift! 40 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,101 [Dum Dum] Man, these clod-hoppers are heavy. 41 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,479 - Ow! - Shh! 42 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:28,482 - Not so loud. - You just stepped on my foot! 43 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,946 Fee-fi-foe-fum... 44 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:35,989 Uh-oh. 45 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:41,745 ♪ Rock-a-bye giant on the treetop ♪ 46 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,330 ♪ La la-la-la... ♪♪ 47 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,086 - Don't make a sound. - Okay, Touché. 48 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,133 Now where'd I put my shoe? 49 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,097 Hey, it's walking away. 50 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,556 Look out, Dum, here comes the giant. 51 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:08,355 [Dum Dum] Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Let me out! 52 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,691 Something's in my shoe. 53 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,276 Hey who are you? 54 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,737 Duh, duh, I'm just a little pebble 55 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,656 who got caught in your shoe. 56 00:03:19,907 --> 00:03:22,911 I'll buy that. A pebble in my... 57 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,913 - What?! - Help, Touché! 58 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,709 Fee-fi-foe-fum! 59 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,669 I smell Touché and Dum Dum. 60 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,547 Just a minute, jumbo. 61 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,800 I'm getting pretty tired of that fee-fi-foe jazz. 62 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,136 Don't you know any other rhymes 63 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,138 like Mary, Mary, quite contrary? 64 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:45,142 Listen, fee-fi was good enough for my daddy. 65 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,643 It's good enough for me. 66 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:50,230 Well, it ain't good enough for me. 67 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,816 Oh! My big giant toe! 68 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:56,611 Oh, my big giant toe! Ow! 69 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,114 [Touché] Head for the beanstalk. 70 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,158 Come back with my shoe. 71 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,285 Duh, great way to travel, Touché 72 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,495 but where did you find the roller-skate? 73 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,749 It just so happened the giant had an old pair lying around. 74 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,376 We're coming to the cliff put on the brakes. 75 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,128 [Touché] Oh, what brakes? 76 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,005 - Uh-oh. - "Uh-oh" is right! 77 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:24,264 - Mission accomplished, ma'am. - Oh, thank you. 78 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,809 With two shoes, you've solved the housing problem 79 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,519 for me and the kiddies. 80 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:33,565 Gosh, it was all for the little kiddies. 81 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:37,652 Hey, don't go away. I'll be right back. 82 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:42,991 Here. Use 'em in good health. 83 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,660 So as I was saying 84 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,914 there was an old lady who lived in two shoes 85 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:52,209 but now she has income property too. 86 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:56,588 Well, there's no business like shoe business, eh, Dum Dum?